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 I was watching 24 the other night and thinking to myself Jack Bauer is a bit mental.
I know as a Life Coach it’s not really the done thing to make such derogatory statements about people I don’t know (or even those I do know for that matter), but I’ll make an exception for the gravelly voiced one, because he really does have a few kangaroos loose in his upper paddock.
If he finally breaks
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 The shopping trip from hell on the day from hell.
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 Once upon a time when dragons roamed the earth, guru’s were thin on the ground and the Internet was still on dial-up, there lived a very wise man in a land far, far away (probably China).
This particular wise man was so wise he was deemed to be a Zen Master. In the wisdom stakes that’s pretty damn good, let me tell you. He was revered by all the villages as the go-to guy on
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 This could be one of my last ever posts as I read with sadness last nigh that Obama’s new Government is looking to ban Life Coaching by the end of April. Not only that, but they have declared NLP illegal and an act of treason punishable by 20 years of hard rock breaking, as of midnight last night.
Government spokesperson John Johnny ‘JJ’ Johnsonburger III Jnr Snr said in a brief statement
“Life Coaching is
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 If you have a burning desire to become a Life Coach I have some really exciting news for you.
If you follow my two-stage plan to the letter I can have you up and running as a full fledged Life Coach by the time you finish reading this post.
Do not cut corners though. This is a tried and trusted method guaranteed to have you living the life of your dreams and bathing in client
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Think you know how to be miserable? Well think again.
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 I was stood in line waiting to buy some fish today behind a lady that was placing an order for some fish she wanted for Christmas. I couldn’t hear what the guy in the white coat said to her when she read out her order, but her response suggested she needed a whole team of men in white coats to help her out, and none of them would need any knowledge of filleting or skinning.
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 I don’t know anything about interpreting dreams. I know there are books out there that go into great detail and that Freud and Jung studied them, but I just have them.
I rarely remember them unless weirdly if I’ve eaten excessive amounts of cheese. I’m grateful I’m not a mouse otherwise I’d be a basket case trying to decipher the meaning of some of the more, should we be kind and say, exotic productions my
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