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This Was Almost The Greatest Blog Ever!

I took this afternoon off work because I am working all weekend and also it was one of those really glorious Florida days that we haven’t had for a while. We have a convertible so as the humidity levels were lower and it was only in the mid 80’s today was a prefect opportunity to take it out. I set off with the top down, my shades on and loud music playing. Yes, I am indeed that the kind of guy that people point out and say, “How old does he think he is? He must be 40 if he’s a day, and he’s listening to young peoples music, what is wrong with him?” Then they usually shake their head sadly and wonder what the world is coming to. Indeed, I think it’s fair to say I would have ridiculed me if I’d seen me 20 years ago so I guess it is payback time.

 

Anyway, the point of this Blog isn’t to humiliate myself I have been doing that all afternoon without the help of the Internet. Whilst I was driving around humming and looking cool (in my mind) I had a great idea for a Blog. In fact I think it’s fair to say it was a humdinging, barnstorming wonder post the like of which would catapult me into the Blog stratosphere as a megastar overnight. I’m so excited and I just can’t fight it I thought to myself in a horribly Pointer Sisters kind of way. Then some guy that wanted to turn left from the right hand lane of a 3-lane highway sidetracked me. I waved him merrily on his way as he narrowly avoided taking my fender, hood and life with him and got back to my musings.

 

The ideas had gone. I couldn’t for the life of me remember what I’d been thinking about. My suicidal friend had done such a brilliant break state that he’d taken my idea along with about a year of my life with him. I spent about an hour trying to recreate the circumstances that led me to having my thought to no avail. Why didn’t I stop and write it down I lamented? Well the same reason I never write stuff down because I’m too lazy and always think I’ll remember. Well never again dear reader. I have learned my lesson and will carry my trusty pocket book with me everywhere and I do mean everywhere.

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